Getting ready to go pick up my new 2019 Honda Odyssey.
Well boyz, where do I turn in my man card?
- Thread starter Funky Bunch
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They'll collect it along with your b#lls at the dealership 
We had a 2006 Odyssey, fine machine, put over 200k on it before getting rid of it 2 years ago. Kids are grown and our minivan days are behind us.
We had a 2006 Odyssey, fine machine, put over 200k on it before getting rid of it 2 years ago. Kids are grown and our minivan days are behind us.
@Wendy79 Will keep them in her purse for you.
Welcome to the Mini Van Mafia brah!!!
We had a 2001,...The wife used to drive it and she called it the Space Odyssey,... Good vehicle, for a minivan...
Wait. You aren't actually going to DRIVE it are you? Surely you have something more appropriate for yourself, right?
Dodge Caravan. My car for over twenty years (two different ones). A minivan is more versatile than just about anything you can buy as long as you're willing to clean it up when you're done. Hauled everything from the kids to slate pavers to a couple of grills to mulch.
(but I don't need a vehicle to compensate for other...shortcomings. So there's that.)
(but I don't need a vehicle to compensate for other...shortcomings. So there's that.
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Dodge Caravan. My car for over twenty years (two different ones). A minivan is more versatile than just about anything you can buy as long as you're willing to clean it up when you're done. Hauled everything from the kids to slate pavers to a couple of grills to mulch.
(but I don't need a vehicle to compensate for other...shortcomings. So there's that.
We had a top-of-the-line Nissan Quest back in the day. Loved that van even though it ate brake pads for some reason. It was one of the first minivans with a rear-facing TV which is a freaking lifesaver with kids.
Is the man card still a thing? I thought we were post-comedy, post-patriarchy, neo-woke, and into hybrids? I think a gas guzzling minivan is the paleo-manliest purchase you could purchase right now outside maybe a gas station hot dog.
Odyssey's are solid minis. My dad's been driving one for like 10 years. It holds all his jack-of-salesman shit and the maintenance has been relatively minimal for the type of mileage he puts on vehicles.
Odyssey's are solid minis. My dad's been driving one for like 10 years. It holds all his jack-of-salesman shit and the maintenance has been relatively minimal for the type of mileage he puts on vehicles.
Real men are secure enough to drive a mini van and not give a sh$t what people think. Tell the haters to suck it.
