We all know PSU has the market cornered on FUN, so we know that is not a smile. It is more likely him wincing while trying not to crap his pants after slamming 1 to many Ensures after weigh-ins
Good point, Willie. Hard to tell who's cutting the cheese there. Whatever the case, they seem to be having a lot more fun than we allow at Iowa.
Thread recap from page 11ish-page 24
Pablow knows a thing or two about “flying kitchen utensils”
Vision quest is referenced and it sounds a little creepy
Predicting Brody’s walkup music- “Lunatic Fringe”- Bryowan and “Hello”
By Gobblin. “Still waiting” by So Cal
The emoji’d one is strong
Math hijacks the thread record- we are not here and we have to post more. Chickenman blames communism (this is in a time before Bernie Sanders or he could have blamed socialism)
Chief makes predictions about next year (not sure how that fits in Brody Grothus thread?)
Grothus once beat Kindig, but of course, Kindig was sick that night and also a victim of a pinfall which we wasn’t called.
Akaoni posts Brody’s tweet about this thread, specifically, Brody’s amazing feats and @stollsam is included.
Chief starts reporting that the Midlands may not be Brody’s this year.
Wondering if anyone ever skipped most of the season and then wrestled B1Gs.
We speculate that the answer might be Brinzer and a somewhat, Montell
Gablefan73 wagers his socks that Brody will wrestle at IL (black/gold tube socks, I wonder?)
CCA is one of the many who show up just to pad their stats
On page 15 the real Ray Brinzer shows up and answers the question of did he wrestle his first match of the year once at B1Gs “Yes, in 1993. Oklahoma State signed for my transfer two days before the Big 10 Tournament.” And PSU’s177 lber Matt White was not / is not happy.
We discover that Gumby once coached Brinzer and overall a huge, collective man crush is (re)developed by the Board for Brinzer. And for a few days Brinzer actually seems more important that Brody.
Brinzer explains to Lyco1990 that telling lies is not all bad.
By page 16, Tailgate Tom realizes that it is the REAL Ray Brinzer and not just a handle. I assume that his NOT the real Tailgate Tom
Lying is still being discussed. Apparently some people lie to their children around Xmas time. Santa is a softie at the Brinzer house.
I got to ask Ray if his dad really considered naming him “Beowulf.” Answer, “Yes, that and Plato” My life is complete for a day.
Better than the wall that Trump would promise to build us, the Brody Grothus acts as a Trojan horse and effectively keeps out the illegal posters from the East. This HR cocoon that was the Brody Grothus thread was shattered when the PSU faithful realized that Ray Brinzer had audacity to defeat a PSU wrestler. Other thoughts to hide in plain sight for thread titles: “Why Iowa is great” / “Using a toothbrush daily” / “Here are some books that I read this year” / "Why clean underwear is a good idea"
BTW in 1993, Iowa won the NCAAs with 123.75 pts. and PSU finished second 87.5 pts.
Brinzer finished third that year, losing to Kevin Randleman, that year’s champ.
KWood went OT to tell us he saw the swimming/diving team @ the Sarasota Y. Not sure that fit and we slightly hate him for posting that as a blizzard arrives in the Midwest.
I dropped a hint for someone to find the EB video, which is something that 86_90 could do the next time he goes back to the future.
Lyco1990 issues an apology to Brinzer
Brody goes to Flash Flanagan Open and, well, the posts that follow are somewhat hopeful at best.
Milehighhawkeye24- "Don't have anything to say, just wanted to contribute to a 20 page thread"
AFHawk reveals that he can only see 1 day in the future and he hoards the power ball numbers
Keeker16 personally takes on the responsibility for posts 795, 796, 797, 798, 799, and 800.
McCulloghd is a bit slow on the bump, 797 was actually 903
Oddly, the thread goes OT to inform / announce that Lemmy, Bowie, and Frey have passed. That covers a lot of people on this board. I assume that KWood is Bowie, WWDM is Frey and CaseyB is a Lemmy fan. Chief volunteers that he is a Slash guy. Thanks for sharing. We can play “what’s on your iPod?” Later...
Whejoe and I are the only ones who know and think it is funny that Lemmy Snicket may have also died.
Willie is holding out the whole time.
Hamneggs is Mr. Internet Research guy.
Pg21- CP84 and Jason Bryant show up to bump.
Huck provides photographic evidence that Brody and Lisa Lampenelli may be twins.
MSU158 appears for page 22 and he’s all Brody-in. The 2015-6 version of 158. Big Hawk Fan.
Mike/TetonValley gets private emails from Brands about Brody’s status. That may or may not be true.
The malaise is solved when Brody beats Sabetllo 6-0.
A nice, positive post from 86_90 that announces, “Nothing is over, until Brody says it’s over”
Brody’s walkup music is Without Me (Guess who’s Back) by Eminem
Jackhawk87 who brings nothing but good stuff, asks how many auto qualifiers will 141 get? And then actually presents more information.
"Sentes looks like he could hunt geese with a rake."- The REAL Tailgate Tom
Hawkfromday1 has a flat tire and is going back inside to wait for Brody to show up and change it.
Dice shows up to support, seriously.
Somewhat out of character, KWood finishes page 23 / starts page 24 with dancing emojis
Then Brody pins a guy! Board is excited
PBS posts a photo of Brody and it appears that Brands…well go see for yourself
Before Mic drop, this post might have ended with Maximus asking, “Are you not entertained?”[/QUOTE
I think you have contributed as much as, at least, 950 other posters.I'm afraid that I have nothing to contribute, but I really want to see this thread reach 1000 posts.
The Brody Grothus era has come to its sad end. The cut ruined his wrestling body and mind.
It would be better to finish with Carton.
Good luck Brody where ever you go from here.
Did we reach 1000 posts yet?