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Brody Grothus

We all know PSU has the market cornered on FUN, so we know that is not a smile. It is more likely him wincing while trying not to crap his pants after slamming 1 to many Ensures after weigh-ins
 
Thread recap from page 11ish-page 24

Pablow knows a thing or two about “flying kitchen utensils”
Vision quest is referenced and it sounds a little creepy
Predicting Brody’s walkup music- “Lunatic Fringe”- Bryowan and “Hello”
By Gobblin. “Still waiting” by So Cal
The emoji’d one is strong
Math hijacks the thread record- we are not here and we have to post more. Chickenman blames communism (this is in a time before Bernie Sanders or he could have blamed socialism)
Chief makes predictions about next year (not sure how that fits in Brody Grothus thread?)
Grothus once beat Kindig, but of course, Kindig was sick that night and also a victim of a pinfall which we wasn’t called.
Akaoni posts Brody’s tweet about this thread, specifically, Brody’s amazing feats and @stollsam is included.
Chief starts reporting that the Midlands may not be Brody’s this year.
Wondering if anyone ever skipped most of the season and then wrestled B1Gs.
We speculate that the answer might be Brinzer and a somewhat, Montell
Gablefan73 wagers his socks that Brody will wrestle at IL (black/gold tube socks, I wonder?)
CCA is one of the many who show up just to pad their stats
On page 15 the real Ray Brinzer shows up and answers the question of did he wrestle his first match of the year once at B1Gs “Yes, in 1993. Oklahoma State signed for my transfer two days before the Big 10 Tournament.” And PSU’s177 lber Matt White was not / is not happy.
We discover that Gumby once coached Brinzer and overall a huge, collective man crush is (re)developed by the Board for Brinzer. And for a few days Brinzer actually seems more important that Brody.
Brinzer explains to Lyco1990 that telling lies is not all bad.
By page 16, Tailgate Tom realizes that it is the REAL Ray Brinzer and not just a handle. I assume that his NOT the real Tailgate Tom
Lying is still being discussed. Apparently some people lie to their children around Xmas time. Santa is a softie at the Brinzer house.
I got to ask Ray if his dad really considered naming him “Beowulf.” Answer, “Yes, that and Plato” My life is complete for a day.
Better than the wall that Trump would promise to build us, the Brody Grothus acts as a Trojan horse and effectively keeps out the illegal posters from the East. This HR cocoon that was the Brody Grothus thread was shattered when the PSU faithful realized that Ray Brinzer had audacity to defeat a PSU wrestler. Other thoughts to hide in plain sight for thread titles: “Why Iowa is great” / “Using a toothbrush daily” / “Here are some books that I read this year” / "Why clean underwear is a good idea"
BTW in 1993, Iowa won the NCAAs with 123.75 pts. and PSU finished second 87.5 pts.
Brinzer finished third that year, losing to Kevin Randleman, that year’s champ.
KWood went OT to tell us he saw the swimming/diving team @ the Sarasota Y. Not sure that fit and we slightly hate him for posting that as a blizzard arrives in the Midwest.
I dropped a hint for someone to find the EB video, which is something that 86_90 could do the next time he goes back to the future.
Lyco1990 issues an apology to Brinzer
Brody goes to Flash Flanagan Open and, well, the posts that follow are somewhat hopeful at best.
Milehighhawkeye24- "Don't have anything to say, just wanted to contribute to a 20 page thread"
AFHawk reveals that he can only see 1 day in the future and he hoards the power ball numbers
Keeker16 personally takes on the responsibility for posts 795, 796, 797, 798, 799, and 800.
McCulloghd is a bit slow on the bump, 797 was actually 803
Oddly, the thread goes OT to inform / announce that Lemmy, Bowie, and Frey have passed. That covers a lot of people on this board. I assume that KWood is Bowie, WWDM is Frey and CaseyB is a Lemmy fan. Chief volunteers that he is a Slash guy. Thanks for sharing. We can play “what’s on your iPod?” Later...
Whejoe and I are the only ones who know and think it is funny that Lemmy Snicket may have also died.
Willie is holding out the whole time.
Hamneggs is Mr. Internet Research guy.
Pg21- CP84 and Jason Bryant show up to bump.
Huck provides photographic evidence that Brody and Lisa Lampenelli may be twins.
MSU158 appears for page 22 and he’s all Brody-in. The 2015-6 version of 158. Big Hawk Fan.
Mike/TetonValley gets private emails from Brands about Brody’s status. That may or may not be true.
The malaise is solved when Brody beats Sabetllo 6-0.
A nice, positive post from 86_90 that announces, “Nothing is over, until Brody says it’s over”
Brody’s walkup music is Without Me (Guess who’s Back) by Eminem
Jackhawk87 who brings nothing but good stuff, asks how many auto qualifiers will 141 get? And then actually presents more information.
"Sentes looks like he could hunt geese with a rake."- The REAL Tailgate Tom
Hawkfromday1 has a flat tire and is going back inside to wait for Brody to show up and change it.
Dice shows up to support, seriously.
Somewhat out of character, KWood finishes page 23 / starts page 24 with dancing emojis
Then Brody pins a guy! Board is excited
PBS posts a photo of Brody and it appears that Brands…well go see for yourself


Before Mic drop, this post might have ended with Maximus asking, “Are you not entertained?”
 
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I heard that Brody sneaked unto the NWCA PR office and added an apostrophe to the Rutgers graphics.
He wanted to warn everyone that there was an "s" coming up next.
 
Thread recap from page 11ish-page 24

Pablow knows a thing or two about “flying kitchen utensils”
Vision quest is referenced and it sounds a little creepy
Predicting Brody’s walkup music- “Lunatic Fringe”- Bryowan and “Hello”
By Gobblin. “Still waiting” by So Cal
The emoji’d one is strong
Math hijacks the thread record- we are not here and we have to post more. Chickenman blames communism (this is in a time before Bernie Sanders or he could have blamed socialism)
Chief makes predictions about next year (not sure how that fits in Brody Grothus thread?)
Grothus once beat Kindig, but of course, Kindig was sick that night and also a victim of a pinfall which we wasn’t called.
Akaoni posts Brody’s tweet about this thread, specifically, Brody’s amazing feats and @stollsam is included.
Chief starts reporting that the Midlands may not be Brody’s this year.
Wondering if anyone ever skipped most of the season and then wrestled B1Gs.
We speculate that the answer might be Brinzer and a somewhat, Montell
Gablefan73 wagers his socks that Brody will wrestle at IL (black/gold tube socks, I wonder?)
CCA is one of the many who show up just to pad their stats
On page 15 the real Ray Brinzer shows up and answers the question of did he wrestle his first match of the year once at B1Gs “Yes, in 1993. Oklahoma State signed for my transfer two days before the Big 10 Tournament.” And PSU’s177 lber Matt White was not / is not happy.
We discover that Gumby once coached Brinzer and overall a huge, collective man crush is (re)developed by the Board for Brinzer. And for a few days Brinzer actually seems more important that Brody.
Brinzer explains to Lyco1990 that telling lies is not all bad.
By page 16, Tailgate Tom realizes that it is the REAL Ray Brinzer and not just a handle. I assume that his NOT the real Tailgate Tom
Lying is still being discussed. Apparently some people lie to their children around Xmas time. Santa is a softie at the Brinzer house.
I got to ask Ray if his dad really considered naming him “Beowulf.” Answer, “Yes, that and Plato” My life is complete for a day.
Better than the wall that Trump would promise to build us, the Brody Grothus acts as a Trojan horse and effectively keeps out the illegal posters from the East. This HR cocoon that was the Brody Grothus thread was shattered when the PSU faithful realized that Ray Brinzer had audacity to defeat a PSU wrestler. Other thoughts to hide in plain sight for thread titles: “Why Iowa is great” / “Using a toothbrush daily” / “Here are some books that I read this year” / "Why clean underwear is a good idea"
BTW in 1993, Iowa won the NCAAs with 123.75 pts. and PSU finished second 87.5 pts.
Brinzer finished third that year, losing to Kevin Randleman, that year’s champ.
KWood went OT to tell us he saw the swimming/diving team @ the Sarasota Y. Not sure that fit and we slightly hate him for posting that as a blizzard arrives in the Midwest.
I dropped a hint for someone to find the EB video, which is something that 86_90 could do the next time he goes back to the future.
Lyco1990 issues an apology to Brinzer
Brody goes to Flash Flanagan Open and, well, the posts that follow are somewhat hopeful at best.
Milehighhawkeye24- "Don't have anything to say, just wanted to contribute to a 20 page thread"
AFHawk reveals that he can only see 1 day in the future and he hoards the power ball numbers
Keeker16 personally takes on the responsibility for posts 795, 796, 797, 798, 799, and 800.
McCulloghd is a bit slow on the bump, 797 was actually 903
Oddly, the thread goes OT to inform / announce that Lemmy, Bowie, and Frey have passed. That covers a lot of people on this board. I assume that KWood is Bowie, WWDM is Frey and CaseyB is a Lemmy fan. Chief volunteers that he is a Slash guy. Thanks for sharing. We can play “what’s on your iPod?” Later...
Whejoe and I are the only ones who know and think it is funny that Lemmy Snicket may have also died.
Willie is holding out the whole time.
Hamneggs is Mr. Internet Research guy.
Pg21- CP84 and Jason Bryant show up to bump.
Huck provides photographic evidence that Brody and Lisa Lampenelli may be twins.
MSU158 appears for page 22 and he’s all Brody-in. The 2015-6 version of 158. Big Hawk Fan.
Mike/TetonValley gets private emails from Brands about Brody’s status. That may or may not be true.
The malaise is solved when Brody beats Sabetllo 6-0.
A nice, positive post from 86_90 that announces, “Nothing is over, until Brody says it’s over”
Brody’s walkup music is Without Me (Guess who’s Back) by Eminem
Jackhawk87 who brings nothing but good stuff, asks how many auto qualifiers will 141 get? And then actually presents more information.
"Sentes looks like he could hunt geese with a rake."- The REAL Tailgate Tom
Hawkfromday1 has a flat tire and is going back inside to wait for Brody to show up and change it.
Dice shows up to support, seriously.
Somewhat out of character, KWood finishes page 23 / starts page 24 with dancing emojis
Then Brody pins a guy! Board is excited
PBS posts a photo of Brody and it appears that Brands…well go see for yourself


Before Mic drop, this post might have ended with Maximus asking, “Are you not entertained?”[/QUOTE


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I'm afraid that I have nothing to contribute, but I really want to see this thread reach 1000 posts.
 
So what say ye, Brody Posters?

Bowie, Frey or Lemmy?

I want to pick Bowie, but my freshman year of college, my floor's song was Hotel California. Somebody made T-shirts with "We are all just prisoners here, of our own device" on the back.

Needless to say, Kwood is not the first "slightly off-kilter" friend I have ever had. The "lounge guys" once debated the 10:30 after the news watching of Cheers vs Star Trek. And don't even suggest watching Cheers and switching over at 11:00 for the second half of Star Trek. You can't follow the plot! If the College hadn't invited a couple of floormates to not participate after that first year, I'm sure that argument would still be on.
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Like so many others, I would have much rather have seen V tech or Mizz come to Carver Monday. With NC St coming and the fact the duel is on Monday, I have to admit that Brody's match is 80% of the reason I'll be in Carver Monday night. I believe
 
Hey Guys.............Look what I found back on page 2.

How'd that happen.

Whose day was it to keep this thread up top.

Somebody goofed. ;)
 
Human nature is a funny thing. Grothus goes toe-to-toe with the #7-ranked guy in the nation (Thorn) with a great chance to win the match. Hawk fans have some hope. He gets throttled by the #3 guy and we now have a bunch of geniuses coming out of the woodwork ripping on fellow Iowa fans who hoped Brody would come on at the end of the season. . . as if any of us had any clue at all. Pretty weak.
 
The Brody Grothus era has come to its sad end. The cut ruined his wrestling body and mind.

It would be better to finish with Carton.

Good luck Brody where ever you go from here.

I agree, do a wrestle off for B1Gs. BG gave it a good run, but you can't get teched in your last dual in Carver.
 
Tough call on Grothus vs. Carton at this point. I'd still go with Brody, considering that Topher didn't do anything to grab the spot and that this is Brody's last go-around. I also think Brody has the better chance of scoring some at Nationals, as rough as his last outing was. That said, I don't think those points will be relevant, as I think PSU runs away with it this year. Not being doom and gloom -- just recognizing reality there. In any case, I'd stick with Brody at this late stage for the reasons stated above but wouldn't complain if Topher got the nod. Both kids, and would love to see both have some success on the mat.
 
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I'm not a quitter either Kwood, but this thread is running out of steam - kind of like our hopes for a Brody AA run. At 992 though. Got to push through the thread fatigue and finish this out strong.
 
Just thinking about the NC St match. Brody just stood around waiting for the other guy to shoot. The other guy did, quickly, and took him down. And again. And again. Brody did nothing to change his strategy. Why not do the double-unders thing, tie him up, move him, hang on the head, get to your own offense? That's how he beat the top four guys at 149. He went after them. Don't stand two feet away from the guy with no hands on him, which is exactly where that guy wanted Brody, because only one person could possibly score from there, and it wasn't Brody. Randy Lewis can stand two feet away from a lanky guy like Burleigh and react with his own throw and pin from the feet. Brody is no Randy Lewis, unfortunately for the Hawks of 2016.
 
Some of you are jumping ship too early on Grothus. Gulibon looked terrible in the two matches (well, more than that...) prior to looking very good against Heil. [I wanted to help contribute to getting to 1,000...]
 
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I'm still holding on to some hope that Brody can pull a James English and climb onto the podium in the 7/8 spot. I can't see him higher than that to be honest.
 
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