I'll go first:
"You know my daddy isn't going to let you play right?"
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I'll go first:
"You know my daddy isn't going to let you play right?"
"Daddy got me a job in New England and then gave me a $1M per year to coach at Iowa. Here's a secret, I don't even know what most people are supposed to do on the offense".
"These aren't even plays, I'm working on my Christmas List"
Just be patient, next year you'll get your chance and we can move up to 125th on offense.
We lost but I saved 15% on my car insurance.
Guess what Alex....I have a joke to tell you my dad told me and I can't stop laughing. You are not playing this year!!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!
"The only thing more awkward than the current placement of my right hand is the play we're gonna run on 3rd and 12. "
So a head coach, an athletic director and an offensive coordinator walk into a bar…..
"I just know how to snap the ball. After that it's just a crapshoot."
We're changing things up a bit in two weeks when we play Ohio State. We are running the Wildcat offense and you are starting. We already have your death certificate filled out and all funeral plans have been taken care of.
"Dad told me I'm suppose to smile when I talk to you guys so that it triggers the fanbase"......
I'll go first:
"You know my daddy isn't going to let you play right?"
i'm sorry, what's your name?
I'll go first:
"You know my daddy isn't going to let you play right?"
"So we were on the sidelines at the game last week, and my dad wanted me to tell him an offensive joke, so I pointed out to the field and I said 'you're looking at it'..........."
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Do you believe I pull down almost one Million dollars a year to do this!!
"Why are you standing by me...and get your damn helmet off!"
Caption/capture who cares. I'm still trying to get over my mild depression from Saturday.
"Ever hear the one about the zen master and the little boy? I'm not sure how it goes, but at the end he robs a liquor store. Ha ha ha. Old Chris loved that one!!!"
I'll go first:
"You know my daddy isn't going to let you play right?"
- All right, this is it.
This is the play.
- kay
This is the play.
This is the play. kay?
The quarterback. Two receivers
lined up to the left, one to the right.
There's a flanker lined up to the left
behind the quarterback.
okay- He gives the ball...
No, he doesn't get the ball.
The receiver goes
all the way over there to the left.
the quarterback has the ball,
he fakes to the left.
No. He fakes to the right.
He doesn't fake.
He thinks about faking.
He pretends to fake.
I don't know
where I am.
I can't breath
this field is getting smaller.
I have to sit down.
I think that pic just triggered me. I know Padilla likely isn’t the answer, but good lord he even LOOKS so much more like a football player/ QB than Petras. So I’ll go with:
Padilla as they watch Petras jog to the huddle clapping his hands: “seriously? That’s the guy that’s keeping me from playing?”
Padilla as they watch Petras jog to the huddle clapping his hands: “seriously? That’s the guy that’s keeping me from playing?”
Good Lord. That pic looks like it was from the BTCG. I seriously want to know what BF is so frickin' happy about at the point in the game that Padilla was actually playing, which is after we were already down 5 touchdowns.
Get that fat meathead away from our program.
Get that fat meathead away from our program.
Yoooo- you ever cup a fart bro? Shittttt gets you STONED TO THE BONE
I'll go first:
"You know my daddy isn't going to let you play right?"
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