Please advise

[jellyfish10]

I have been single for some time now. I had hoped to reconcile with a no pic x but apparently that ship has sailed. I’m in my late 40’s have no desire to use an app to meet a potential partner.

My no pic neighbor is roughly my age, smart, social and quite attractive. Since I know that any chance of reconciliation with my x is essentially gone, I have thought about asking this woman to go for a walk, meet for a drink, etc. Here’s the rub, in my limited experience with her, she never shuts up. She was walking her dogs this morning, she saw me and stopped to chat. She talked for a half hour straight without taking a breath and the majority of the time, I had no clue wtf she was talking about.

So do I ask her to do something in hopes she has a different gear? Do I continue to wait for my x? Or do I move along and hope the right person is out there?

I’m expecting some well thought out, rational, sound advice from you knuckle dragging trogs. TIA.

 

[CJ Beat Hard]

I would give it a go with neighbor. Obviously you live near her so want to avoid the awkward if it doesn’t work out but it wouldn’t hurt to go on a walk or something casual to see how it goes.

 

[Formerly Rockymtnole]

You haven’t even asked her out and she already drives you nuts.

What was the question again?

 

[ZachJump]

Make an informed decision, ask to see her bank account

 

[jellyfish10]

You haven’t even asked her out and she already drives you nuts.

What was the question again?

Might be a bit of a red flag, eh?

This is superficial, but attraction is a component to a partnership IMO. I’m guessing if she wasn’t attractive I wouldn’t be asking the question.

 

[nolesincebirth]

Do you have a local watering hole near your house? Like walking distance?

If so, next time you see her, tell her you’re planning on walking up there later and see if she wants to go. Then you can assess her in another venue and it’s still casual. Maybe she’s so chatty when your cross paths because she’s trying to be chatty in a limited window.

 

[jasonrann]

Might be a bit of a red flag, eh?

This is superficial, but attraction is a component to a partnership IMO. I’m guessing if she wasn’t attractive I wouldn’t be asking the questionThe "not shutting up" deal is a big

Big red flag. If it bothers you now, I suspect you're ready for an ice pick in the ear after the shiny new toy phase wears off.

 

[luvmyhawks]

Might be a bit of a red flag, eh?

This is superficial, but attraction is a component to a partnership IMO. I’m guessing if she wasn’t attractive I wouldn’t be asking the question.

It’s a huge red flag. However, invite her over for a beer some night. Keep it more friendly just to kind of see how it goes. Have a beer or 2 and she drives you crazy, well, that would be the end. OTOH, maybe she chills out and a couple beers turn into a shagging. What’s the harm?

 

[jellyfish10]

Do you have a local watering hole near your house? Like walking distance?

If so, next time you see her, tell her you’re planning on walking up there later and see if she wants to go. Then you can assess her in another venue and it’s still casual. Maybe she’s so chatty when your cross paths because she’s trying to be chatty in a limited window.

Yes sir a couple of them. That is a good idea. Thank you.

 

[SolarHawk]

I have been single for some time now. I had hoped to reconcile with a no pic x but apparently that ship has sailed. I’m in my late 40’s have no desire to use an app to meet a potential partner.

My no pic neighbor is roughly my age, smart, social and quite attractive. Since I know that any chance of reconciliation with my x is essentially gone, I have thought about asking this woman to go for a walk, meet for a drink, etc. Here’s the rub, in my limited experience with her, she never shuts up. She was walking her dogs this morning, she saw me and stopped to chat. She talked for a half hour straight without taking a breath and the majority of the time, I had no clue wtf she was talking about.

So do I ask her to do something in hopes she has a different gear? Do I continue to wait for my x? Or do I move along and hope the right person is out there?

I’m expecting some well thought out, rational, sound advice from you knuckle dragging trogs. TIA

No pics, no advice. Now GTFO NOOB.

 

[OutbackBowl2017]

I have been single for some time now. I had hoped to reconcile with a no pic x but apparently that ship has sailed. I’m in my late 40’s have no desire to use an app to meet a potential partner.

My no pic neighbor is roughly my age, smart, social and quite attractive. Since I know that any chance of reconciliation with my x is essentially gone, I have thought about asking this woman to go for a walk, meet for a drink, etc. Here’s the rub, in my limited experience with her, she never shuts up. She was walking her dogs this morning, she saw me and stopped to chat. She talked for a half hour straight without taking a breath and the majority of the time, I had no clue wtf she was talking about.

So do I ask her to do something in hopes she has a different gear? Do I continue to wait for my x? Or do I move along and hope the right person is out there?

I’m expecting some well thought out, rational, sound advice from you knuckle dragging trogs. TIA.

 

[the Donny Difference]

You need the 100mg of weed thread. Get high and listen to her talk while and let your mind roam. Then try to get in her pants.

 

[IIowaFarmBoy]

Move then try.

 

[The Tradition]

Don't ALL women talk incessantly?

 

[Scott559]

No harm in asking her to go on walk or grab a beer, Gives you a good chance to get a better feel for her personality with the ability to still keep the relationship casual.

 

[JWolf74]

 

[Joes Place]

I have been single for some time now. I had hoped to reconcile with a no pic x but apparently that ship has sailed. I’m in my late 40’s have no desire to use an app to meet a potential partner.

My no pic neighbor is roughly my age, smart, social and quite attractive. Since I know that any chance of reconciliation with my x is essentially gone, I have thought about asking this woman to go for a walk, meet for a drink, etc. Here’s the rub, in my limited experience with her, she never shuts up. She was walking her dogs this morning, she saw me and stopped to chat. She talked for a half hour straight without taking a breath and the majority of the time, I had no clue wtf she was talking about.

So do I ask her to do something in hopes she has a different gear? Do I continue to wait for my x? Or do I move along and hope the right person is out there?

I’m expecting some well thought out, rational, sound advice from you knuckle dragging trogs. TIA.

She (neighbor) likes you
She's nervous around you and is afraid of uncomfortable silence.

 

[SolarHawk]

Don't ALL women talk incessantly?

Thank God my wife is not a talker. About once a month maybe she’ll be talking about something and I find myself wanting her to please stfu lol. Usually I converse more than her, and I’m not a talker at all.

 

[JWolf74]

Don't ALL women talk incessantly?

 

[bhawk24bob]

Sounds like you need to find somebody that doesn't speak english, give it a few years and you'll have your pick of Russian widows

 

[tumorboy]

Ask her out for a cup of coffee already. If she never shuts up while talking to you that might have been a cue. If it wasn’t. Oh, well out a 10 dollars. Cheap date.

 

[TennNole17]

Ask for a pic of her butthole

 

[CJ Beat Hard]

Ask for a pic of her butthole

Or just ask to see her butthole

 

[jellyfish10]

Or just ask to see her butthole

Ok great advice. I’m walking over now. Hey neighbor, great listening to you talk this morning. May I see your bunghole please?

 

[OutbackBowl2017]

Ask her out for a cup of coffee already. If she never shuts up while talking to you that might have been a cue. If it wasn’t. Oh, well out a 10 dollars. Cheap date.

Leaded for him in case he gets to take her to pound town and unleaded for her unless it helps get her all hoped up to suck his D then take it in the bung! JK

 

[Jan Itor]

I have been single for some time now. I had hoped to reconcile with a no pic x but apparently that ship has sailed. I’m in my late 40’s have no desire to use an app to meet a potential partner.

My no pic neighbor is roughly my age, smart, social and quite attractive. Since I know that any chance of reconciliation with my x is essentially gone, I have thought about asking this woman to go for a walk, meet for a drink, etc. Here’s the rub, in my limited experience with her, she never shuts up. She was walking her dogs this morning, she saw me and stopped to chat. She talked for a half hour straight without taking a breath and the majority of the time, I had no clue wtf she was talking about.

So do I ask her to do something in hopes she has a different gear? Do I continue to wait for my x? Or do I move along and hope the right person is out there?

I’m expecting some well thought out, rational, sound advice from you knuckle dragging trogs. TIA.

You’re already not listening to her and you haven’t even been on a date.

 

[millah_22]

Ok great advice. I’m walking over now. Hey neighbor, great listening to you talk this morning. May I see your bunghole please?

a bit of advice: call it literally anything besides bunghole.

 

[millah_22]

My answer:
1. move on from the x
2. take neighbor on a date
3. see if you can turn a drum circle into an orgy

 

[jellyfish10]

You’re already not listening to her and you haven’t even been on a date.

I tried to listen. Incoherent ramblings are hard to discern.

 

[goldmom]

Being very talkative is often a giveaway that the person is nervous in your presence or even that they’re interested in you and they hope that talking proves they’re not an introverted bump on a log.
Give it a shot and see what happens. Good luck!

 

[millah_22]

I tried to listen. Incoherent ramblings are hard to discern.

in the 30 minutes do you remember anything she talked about?

 

[jellyfish10]

Being very talkative is often a giveaway that the person is nervous in your presence or even that they’re interested in you and they hope that talking proves they’re not an introverted bump on a log.
Give it a shot and see what happens. Good luck!

I appreciate the female perspective goldy. Thank you.

 

[jellyfish10]

in the 30 minutes do you remember anything she talked about?

Yes I do. Her dogs. Who is moving away, who is moving in, the cost of homes in our area, meeting my son, etc.

 

[millah_22]

Yes I do. Her dogs. Who is moving away, who is moving in, the cost of homes in our area, meeting my son, etc.

hmm, sounds like she wants to doggy style, thrust out, thrust in, pay for play, also might be interested in a 3 way with you and the boy.

I say go for it.

 

[jellyfish10]

hmm, sounds like she wants to doggy style, thrust out, thrust in, pay for play, also might be interested in a 3 way with you and the boy.

I say go for it.

Lol. Most of the women I meet anymore want to fvck my son, not me so much.

 

[Obviously Oblivious]

Based on her chattiness, she’s likely fond of you and comfortable in your presence already, that’s half the battle.

Keep it casual, but maybe your move is telling her you’re cooking a dish you’re particularly proud of and you’d like her opinion of it, or you always make too much of it you can’t possibly eat it all, would you help me out here, I hate to see it go to waste. Pair it with a nice wine and some nice conversation and go from there.

If things really click and things progress over time then you can eventually disclose your earlier ploy and you’re just more than 24K golden.

Assuming here of course you’re a competent enough cook with a dish that will impress her. You probably have something up your sleeve in that regard.

Good luck and if it gets to terminal velocity, I expect an invite to the wedding.

 

[ericram]

Can I ask why you don't want to use the apps?

 

[millah_22]

Keep it casual, but maybe your move is telling her you’re cooking a dish you’re particularly proud of and you’d like her opinion of it, or you always make too much of it you can’t possibly eat it all, would you help me out here, I hate to see it go to waste. Pair it with a nice wine and some nice conversation and go from there.

Or a straight forward approach "Would you like to come over for dinner sometime? I could cook you my famous dish."

 

[Moral]

Her being chatty could just mean she is a chatty extrovert. Tread lightly.

 

[jellyfish10]

Can I ask why you don't want to use the apps?

Yeah sure. Just having friends my age that have gone through divorce, people (men and women) lie their asses off to get laid. It is so phony. I have no desire to pretend I’m something I’m not for sex. I’m at a point where I’m looking for a relationship, not meaningless sex.