Power 5 teams w/ the Longest Drought of not Winning 9 Games in the Regular Season

[Hawk-A-Doodle-Doo]

Ol' Doodle did not know this fact. If you had asked "when was the last time ISU won 9 games in a regular season" the last answer Doodle would have come up with is "never". Obviously we know that level of winning hasn't been commonplace in Ames. But never?? Yikes.

 

[CaboKP]

Hayden Fry and KF were/are both scum as people. They have more skeletons hidden than a cemetery. Fortunately for Iowa fans, Iowa football is completely irrelevant so those coaches fly under the radar as nobody GAF about Iowa on a national stage.

Nebraska is not a blueblood, you seem to think otherwise. They are in Minny territory now.

 

[HogLovinHawkeye]

Nebraska is not a blueblood, you seem to think otherwise. They are in Minny territory now.

Do the math on Minnesota’s years of complete irrelevance and get back to me, Nebraska’s been irrelevant for 7 seasons.

 

[cmhawks99]

Hayden Fry and KF were/are both scum as people. They have more skeletons hidden than a cemetery. Fortunately for Iowa fans, Iowa football is completely irrelevant so those coaches fly under the radar as nobody GAF about Iowa on a national stage.

You boys have this guy TRIGGERED. He is throwing punches right and left and hitting air..

Triggered…

When someone is triggered, it means that they're having a strong, uncomfortable emotional reaction to a stimulus that wouldn't ordinarily cause that response. While triggered, people may panic, feel overwhelmed, cry, act out, withdraw, or react defensively.

 

[HogLovinHawkeye]

Multiple Iowa fans, including me are being owned by hoglovinhawkeye. He’s triggered some of us so bad we’re actively trying to find his identity. We are so soft emojis and message board posts trigger us.

 

[cidhawkeye]

You boys have this guy TRIGGERED. He is throwing punches right and left and hitting air..

Triggered…

When someone is triggered, it means that they're having a strong, uncomfortable emotional reaction to a stimulus that wouldn't ordinarily cause that response. While triggered, people may panic, feel overwhelmed, cry, act out, withdraw, or react defensively.

Why am I picturing the cartoon where the shorter guy is throwing haymakers while the taller person has their hand on the shorter guys forehead so the short guy is just flailing away?

 

[HogLovinHawkeye]

Why am I picturing the cartoon where the shorter guy (Iowa Fans) is throwing haymakers while the taller person (Nebraska Fans) has their hand on the shorter guys forehead so the short guy is just flailing away?

Exactly.

 

[cmhawks99]

Why am I picturing the cartoon where the shorter guy is throwing haymakers while the taller person has their hand on the shorter guys forehead so the short guy is just flailing away?

Yes…the funniest thing is, we are now having a conversation around him while he is having his own 🥸 it’s classic!!

 

[HogLovinHawkeye]

Yes…the funniest thing is, we’re still having a conversation about him as we’re obsessed dorks. He owns us on our board and we’re complicit as we continue to derail our own threads. We’re a bunch of clowns.

 

[cidhawkeye]

Yes…the funniest thing is, we are now having a conversation around him while he is having his own 🥸 it’s classic!!

Even better that the op can’t generate good enough responses on their own

 

[HogLovinHawkeye]

Even better that I can’t generate good enough responses on my own