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So, last night at supper my SIL asks me "When did men start expecting...

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...to do the butt sex stuff?" She went on to explain that "Every man I've dated latley expects the butt stuff" "I'm OK with them wanting normal sex, but I'm not comfortable with the butt stuff". I just nodded my head and kept on eating my sweet corn while all the time thinking of HROT.
 
It wasn't long after shock jocks moved to uncensored satellite radio. I think it's a Howard Stern/Opie & Anthony thing.
 
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Wait is she still living with you? I feel like this saga has gone on a long time.

I’m gonna guess butt stuff really gained ground with internet porn but just guessing.

The real question is whether you prefer your sweet corn grilled or boiled.
 
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...to do the butt sex stuff?" She went on to explain that "Every man I've dated latley expects the butt stuff" "I'm OK with them wanting normal sex, but I'm not comfortable with the butt stuff". I just nodded my head and kept on eating my sweet corn while all the time thinking of HROT.

Did she get stuck in the dryer after telling you this?
 
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This is kind of how I envision this lady
 
...to do the butt sex stuff?" She went on to explain that "Every man I've dated latley expects the butt stuff" "I'm OK with them wanting normal sex, but I'm not comfortable with the butt stuff". I just nodded my head and kept on eating my sweet corn while all the time thinking of HROT.

I don’t think HROT has any opinions on this.

However, those HORT guys are sexual prowesses who have multiple west coast 10 girlfriends…I know we’ll hear from a few of them on this topic. Stay tuned.
 
I have a buddy who has a brother-in-law who recently graduated from #IOWA. The b-i-l claimed butt stuff and BJs were the vast majority of sexual encounters he had while in school. Seems the co-eds believed they could protect their virginity by TIITB. Guessing OPs s-i-l wasn't one of them.
 
...to do the butt sex stuff?" She went on to explain that "Every man I've dated latley expects the butt stuff" "I'm OK with them wanting normal sex, but I'm not comfortable with the butt stuff". I just nodded my head and kept on eating my sweet corn while all the time thinking of HROT.
So....does your SILTIITB or not?
 
...to do the butt sex stuff?" She went on to explain that "Every man I've dated latley expects the butt stuff" "I'm OK with them wanting normal sex, but I'm not comfortable with the butt stuff". I just nodded my head and kept on eating my sweet corn while all the time thinking of HROT.
Pic of corn in SIL's butt stuff?
 
I have a buddy who has a brother-in-law who recently graduated from #IOWA. The b-i-l claimed butt stuff and BJs were the vast majority of sexual encounters he had while in school. Seems the co-eds believed they could protect their virginity by TIITB. Guessing OPs s-i-l wasn't one of them.
She is 51 and was married for nearly 25 years before her divorce, soshe was missing in action until just recently. She is a 20th century woman just jumping into the 21st century dating pool.
 
...to do the butt sex stuff?" She went on to explain that "Every man I've dated latley expects the butt stuff" "I'm OK with them wanting normal sex, but I'm not comfortable with the butt stuff". I just nodded my head and kept on eating my sweet corn while all the time thinking of HROT.

"Every man I've dated latley..."

JFC, how many men is that?
 
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I have a buddy who has a brother-in-law who recently graduated from #IOWA. The b-i-l claimed butt stuff and BJs were the vast majority of sexual encounters he had while in school. Seems the co-eds believed they could protect their virginity by TIITB. Guessing OPs s-i-l wasn't one of them.
things have changed indeed. i recall when it was opposite ie piitb for after marriage!
 
also since when does a SIL bring up such intimate topics to chat about with their BIL? maybe i'm a dinosaur but it seems to me that something's brewing between the apparently innocent @soybean and his SIL.
 
Does she work or waiting for Mr Right with unlimited cash to come sweep her off her feet?

And, ahem……


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She is an artist, and a good one, who sells nothing. Mrs. Bean is currently having a small building put up for her so she can "create" as she desires. I have no control.

As far as a picture of her goes Mrs. Bean would kick me out if I did, but imagine something along the lines of Elizabeth Hurley.
 
also since when does a SIL bring up such intimate topics to chat about with their BIL? maybe i'm a dinosaur but it seems to me that something's brewing between the apparently innocent @soybean and his SIL.
No, nothing is brewing. But I will tell you that this family of four girls will talk about anything with anyone in our home.
 
Good Gawd A-mighty.
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I'm not particularly well-versed in emoji conversations. Does this mean you're opposed to butt stuff or does it mean you're opposed to talking about butt stuff with family members?
 
Yes, she is. And to top it all off she has zero money.
My sympathies. I went through the same thing with my SIL several years ago. She stayed with us about a year before moving out. At least she wasn't so open about her sex life.
 
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