So, last night at supper my SIL asks me "When did men start expecting...
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Both my SIL are hot and we’ve talked openly about all kinds of sexual subjects, I enjoy the conversations, only one PIITB though.
Like “The Waltons” with a splash of OnlyFans
It's supper on the patio deck and its dinner in the dining room. I'm from Iowa.
Supper occurs at 4:30 p.m. right before Lawrence Welk, a hot bath, then bed.
I had loving grandparents exactly like that, but I'm not there just yet.
Thread totally worthless without pics of SIL
She doesn't do porn just yet...but she does need a job. I'll get back to you.
he won't do it dude. But she totally looks like Elizabeth Hurley
And you push the twin beds together on Saturday night with the Mrs.
It's all these crazy abortion bans going on everywhere.
Guys gotta come up with some way to protect themselves from an unwanted pregnancy, y'know...
hey Soy, pro tip. skip the extra marital butt stuff with sil until the corn passes
Look out OP, your SIL just let you know she has a very tight butt hole. She definitely is pulling out all the stops now.
IIRC, ain't this the woman that brought a 20 or so year old guy to some sort of family function - which is how we learned about her here?
Maybe her question should have been "when did boys start expecting.."
Maybe her question should have been "when did boys start expecting.."
Wait…….what?
you have my attention now! And I’m glad you have been filling in The other gaps as to how your SIL came to be living at your house….
but there are so many more questions…like how doesn’t she have any money? She let her POS ex husband spend it all at Riverside? Or, maybe on the new, and much younger version of your SIL?
Oh boy. Wait until this guy gets the entire story.
I have the story up till now...............
Its the "Think Elizabeth Hurly" comment that caught my attention.
But then, if she kinda has that vibe, how in the heck is she such a wasteland? Not smart?
Come on Bean, you must know a manure wagon full of single rich farmers.........
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No, by the questions you were asking about the ex you have no clue about the entire story.
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OP— I think your SIL should be set up with a handle on HORT by you.
There are a plethora of wealthy, well-hung gentlemen here who might be interested in an Elizabeth Hurley-esque MILFish 51 year old who is only marginally ok with light ass play.
Please make it happen.
There are a plethora of wealthy, well-hung gentlemen here who might be interested in an Elizabeth Hurley-esque MILFish 51 year old who is only marginally ok with light ass play.
Please make it happen.
Dear Penthouse,
One evening at meal time, my visiting very attactive and recently divorced sister-in-law unexpectedly and out of the blue asked me about why men expect anal sex. The question took me by surprise so I just pretended not to be interested and kept right on eating, barely acknowledging her. In truth, my mind immeditely raced to thoughts of her perfect Elizabeth Hurley ass ......
One evening at meal time, my visiting very attactive and recently divorced sister-in-law unexpectedly and out of the blue asked me about why men expect anal sex. The question took me by surprise so I just pretended not to be interested and kept right on eating, barely acknowledging her. In truth, my mind immeditely raced to thoughts of her perfect Elizabeth Hurley ass ......
PIITB or TIITB? If the former, that is a whole different thing entirely.
Ah yes, that hasn’t come up yet. So to be clear, she takes it in the butt.
I’m trying to save the tens of tens who now think Bean has a SIL, that might tiitb at some point, who looks like Elizabeth Hurley, is divorced, is living with him cause she’s broke as shit, there is a reason for all this……she’s either an artist that is eccentric and crazy, or, her ex was a douche bag MF’er that HROT should hunt down and defend the virtues of said SIL!
And then her knight can take the virtues she has left…….
But, she sounds like my prude’ish ex wife, so I wouldn’t be interested.
If I recall, the ex came out as gay after a couple of decades, and she is a spendthrift who got by on her looks her whole life, who could previously afford to be an “artist”. I actually know someone in a similar situation, but she has a family trust to fall back on for $$$.
Thank you for teaching me a new word.
I don't believe there's a 51 year-old woman in Iowa who looks like Elizabeth Hurley. I want to believe it, but I can't.
Wait a second….
you had me for a moment there, then I realized if he had come out as gay, she wouldn’t wonder about piitb because she’s be pretty familiar with that little aspect already!
Just sayin!
