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Wanna see some amazing b00bs?
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Your idea of amazing and mine differ GREATLY
Well, I've had enough internet for today.
How old is the kid in the tub? JFC, he has to be over 2. Is that normal?
No clicking but is Torbee tryin’ to make a run at WPOtY? If so, I hope he diaf for trying to steal my award.
He’s making a late push, that’s for sure lol.
- Sep 13, 2002
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- Sep 13, 2002
- 94,061
- 190,267
- 113
Two glands connected to a woman’s torso can provide all the nutritional needs to keep another biological entity alive indefinitely.
How is that NOT amazing?
Very well, where do I begin?
My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.
Boobs are definitely amazing, no argument there. The boobs you shared, not so much. I’m a bolt on guy tho soooooo
I'm not gonna click. I'm not gonna click, the hell I'm not gonna click...
I see them every time I shower. Sometimes I sneak a peek simply because I can.
@torbee has reached Rob Howe status with me after this thread.
Haha, thanks! Especially ironic since I did breastfeed my 2 youngest more than a year each. You should have seen my boobs then. They were massive.
Didn’t make it to #7, but I’ve seen typical Florida womens.....nothing to brag about, like, at all.
I was at a bar in my mid-20s once with a couple friends. We were drunk and knew the bartender well, as we lived near there and frequented the place more than I'd like to admit. The bartender I'm speaking of was beautiful. And just chill to talk to. She was just down with things. We loved her. Everyone did. She'd had a kid in the months prior and out of nowhere on the night I'm speaking of, one of my friends asked her how much a shot of breast milk would cost. She laughed at first, but he continued to press the issue. She said 20 bucks. He pulled out the bill and she stepped into the kitchen behind the bar, where only we could see her. In about thirty seconds, she pulled out a boob, and almost filled a shot glass. Right in front of us. I couldn't believe it. And he slammed it. I didn't know whether to be grossed out, amazed, laugh, cry....it was wild. I miss being young.
Ok, but you’re from Florida right? If you’re gonna slight a state, own your home state. Cali is cream of the crop...in the world. Not really fair.
