Went to Costco this afternoon…

[LuciousBDragon]

Holiday weekend and was sent to get some party essentials. Ho-Lee-Shite was it crowded.

I did not have cart but everyone else did loaded to the brim. Had to go to the back by the loss-leader rotisserie chickens. I navigated through the backfield to the bakery and picked up dessert and then fought my way through rows packed 8-deep with shopping carts full of paddle boards and Tommy Bahama coolers.

My point is, I made positive yards and carried the bread all the way to the checkout. I got more yards fighting the Costco moms than Iowa did against the Jackrabbits.

 

[obfuscating]

Was there as well, i did a crossbuck to the TP then ran a jetsweep to self checkout.

 

[BustingNarratives]

I was there this afternoon and got bogged down in the meat section. Made three attempts to get out but failed. Luckily, Tory Taylor was there and I had him punt the 10 lb. ham I was trying to buy. Hell of a punt and he put it just inside the #2 check out lane where it was downed by the security guard.

 

[MeetTheFerentz]

My point is, I made positive yards and carried the bread all the way to the checkout. I got more yards fighting the Costco moms than Iowa did against the Jackrabbits.

That's because Petras wasn't responsible for passing the loaf of bread to you. Otherwise you'd still be there waiting.

 

[michael.nelson311]

This is hilarious

 

[BustingNarratives]

I told my wife last week, I would rather go to a near-sighted proctologist with fat fingers than go to Costco on a weekend.