Conspiracy theory: only wrong answers
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Kirk asked Brian's opinion on who would be best to carry on the high standards he set for offensive production and went with that guy.
Our number one choice turned us down.
Kirk knew he had the right guy when Lester mentioned he met his wife on Farmersonly.com
I do wish there were a way those two could make amends as I liked DJK the player. May never happen though, who knows.
While out for lunch Tim pushed the pepper on the table to the side said it was too spicy. Kirk smiled and said that's my guy
He felt the future potential playcall of a gift-from-God coached Deacon throwing a hail-mary dialed up by Chryst was 'too sexy'.
I know he was coaching, followed him on twitter before getting rid of it. My thought on him is this, I liked him as a player but his coaching career seems to have stagnated at a pretty low level.
Lester was the only candidate who pulled out Kirk’s chair for him when they met.
Kirk really wanted Andy Reid as the new OC, but the Chiefs kept winning and he had to make the fall back choice, IE Lester.
All of the other candidates ordered a Coke at their meetings.
Ferentz and Lester are RC men.
Ferentz and Lester are RC men.
Lester is an asset of the Pentagon, and is who is ACTUALLY dating Taylor Swift.
KF’s first question about offense to Lester was responded with….”It’s complicated”
A match made in Heaven.
A match made in Heaven.
Kirk is a huge Monty Python fan, and Lester had KF in stitches with this joke at their first meeting.
After his petition to the NCAA, titled ‘Punting is Winning’, was denied, Kirk was forced to hire an offensive coordinator. In the petition, Kirk’s plan was to eliminate the entire offensive unit, he would punt on first down and rely on the defense and field goal kicker for points.
“I recently pulled out a stack of those notes that I jot down during the games and there was one consistent note: eliminate the offense,” Kirk said in the petition.
“I recently pulled out a stack of those notes that I jot down during the games and there was one consistent note: eliminate the offense,” Kirk said in the petition.
Evil beth is here to totally destroy Iowa football, and make women's field hockey the number one sport in the land. Eventually kinnick shall be torn down and a journalism school shall replace it.
Kirk wanted to bring back Lester Erb but called the wrong Lester from his flip phone.
Goetz actually forced the hire because she wants all men’s sports to fail so Iowa can focus on and promote only the women sports
Somebody inside the football program intentionally tried to sabotage the hiring process by leaking false Kevin Johns rumors to certain members of the media and the internet community.
KF is pissed as hell about this, and is delaying the official OC announcement as a way to try to flush out the leaker by strategically informing one person at a time about when the announcement/presser will be, to see when it leaks.
KF is pissed as hell about this, and is delaying the official OC announcement as a way to try to flush out the leaker by strategically informing one person at a time about when the announcement/presser will be, to see when it leaks.
KF: what song will you have the offense listen to before a game to pump them up?
Lester: The Itsy Bitsy Spider
KF: you’re hired!
Lester: The Itsy Bitsy Spider
KF: you’re hired!
Lester is a hologram. Brian will use AI and still be OC.
Your doubts of this will be washed away after about 2 offensive series next fall.
Your doubts of this will be washed away after about 2 offensive series next fall.
