Yeah...I'm not gay. I mean, aside from not finding dudes attractive (sorry jelly) I just don't find any pleasure in having someone elbow deep in my ass. Yeesh.
So I had my prostate checked today
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Yeah, he had a large watch on.
Did you at all get apprehensive when his left and rights hands were placed on your shoulders?
No, he told me the routine ahead of time. He said, if I felt a hand on my shoulder and a sharp poke everything was fine, but if I felt two hands and a sharp poke we were engaged.
No, it was an honest mistake - I chose by name, I picked "Dr. Trump" assuming that small hands ran in the family.
There is, I just wanted to see what the fuss was about.
I made the switch to a cute female nurse practitioner (no pics) a few years ago. It was a good move, she has small fingers.
Sure: a blood test that measures PSA levels.
But a doc’s day gets lonely. And long.
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PSA isn't necessarily a good indicator. A manual exam can better detect abnormalities.
Heaven forbid you men ever had to deal with a speculum. Good lord.
Did you have to pay extra for them to go elbow deep? Asking for a friend.
Do you find it enjoyable to have a finger stuck in your butthole?
Which would you sooner have? A DRE or prostate cancer.
The DRE is easy. I have had the same female physician for over a decade. We've got the routine down pat.
She pulls a blanket out of the warmer, hands it to me and says, "you know the drill." She returns in a couple of minutes with a witness and it's done in no time.
The DRE is easy. I have had the same female physician for over a decade. We've got the routine down pat.
She pulls a blanket out of the warmer, hands it to me and says, "you know the drill." She returns in a couple of minutes with a witness and it's done in no time.
The key to enjoying prostate milking isn’t being gay, it’s having a good milkmaid.
And lube.
And lube.
No, but it happens on the occasional gyno visit. Speculums spread things wide open.
The key to enjoying prostate milking isn’t being gay, it’s having a good milkmaid.
And lube.
You make better hetero posts here than most heteros do. God bless you.
My Dr put so much lube it was packed in my cheeks. Then he gave me a tissue to wipe. He made me feel so cheap.
I noticed something funny about his gloves too
I'm so old that the first time I had the digital exam done, it was analog.
Just think what it would have been like if you actually went to a doctor for this!
Who can afford that? It was cheaper to fly to mexico and participate in the donkey show.
Yeeeaah. I'm betting that the majority of dudes on the website have no idea what a speculum is.
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