This just happened to me. All of it 100% true and insane. In Cleveland.
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So I get an Uber.
It says “Mohammad in white van.”
A white van pulls up and I say “Mohammad?” And he says “that’s me”. So I start to get in the van and he says, “What are you doing?” And the he pulls a bag of food out. He’s a door dash guy. Completely different Mohammad in a white van.
Then right behind him a white van pulls up. He says “FAU?” I say yeah and jump in and say “That guys name is Mohammad too.”
He looks and says “I’m not Mohammad.”
There’s a guy on the curb looking at me and I say, “Wait…are you FAU?” And he says yeah…this is my Uber.
Then my Mohammed pulls up as I’m getting out and yells “FAU I’m right here! What are you doing?” As if the last 30 seconds is possible.
I was like holy shit and told him the story.
So I’m leaving the casino and get an Uber back and I shit you not…this comes up. Completely different ****ing Mohammed in a white van. It was like I was on Candid Camera.
It says “Mohammad in white van.”
A white van pulls up and I say “Mohammad?” And he says “that’s me”. So I start to get in the van and he says, “What are you doing?” And the he pulls a bag of food out. He’s a door dash guy. Completely different Mohammad in a white van.
Then right behind him a white van pulls up. He says “FAU?” I say yeah and jump in and say “That guys name is Mohammad too.”
He looks and says “I’m not Mohammad.”
There’s a guy on the curb looking at me and I say, “Wait…are you FAU?” And he says yeah…this is my Uber.
Then my Mohammed pulls up as I’m getting out and yells “FAU I’m right here! What are you doing?” As if the last 30 seconds is possible.
I was like holy shit and told him the story.
So I’m leaving the casino and get an Uber back and I shit you not…this comes up. Completely different ****ing Mohammed in a white van. It was like I was on Candid Camera.