You got me.
I never saw Jeff Grayer play live, I never made Fred Hoiberg, Vic Alexander and his tiny girlfriend, Sam Mack (pre-Burger King), Doug Collins, or Justus Thigpen, a sandwich while working at Subway.
I never told Alex Espinoza that he didn't have to pay the parking meter at 2:00 AM and couldn't get a free sub with 9 stamps even thought he argued that the free one was the 10th.
I never had dinner with GMac after we beat Okie State after a certain player who's name shall never be spoken, had a great game.
I never got on the floor to get autographs of Royce White and Scott Christopherson, etc. with my daughter and share a few words with J. Walters.
You, my idiot friend, got me.