This is officially a coup. Trad has sucked at these threads all year, as evidenced by our record, so I hereby revoke his authority to post them for the remainder of 2024.
Will the mighty FSU offense find their way to the end zone under Touchdown Jesus? Will we score double digits? Hell, will we have double digits of total offense, or is it more likely that we give up double digit sacks?
Will double-digit alcoholic beverages suffice to get through the upcoming beating, or should we start pounding drinks and go for triple digits?
Go Noles. Whatever.
Will the mighty FSU offense find their way to the end zone under Touchdown Jesus? Will we score double digits? Hell, will we have double digits of total offense, or is it more likely that we give up double digit sacks?
Will double-digit alcoholic beverages suffice to get through the upcoming beating, or should we start pounding drinks and go for triple digits?
Go Noles. Whatever.
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