So my wife went out with a girlfriend last night...

[QChawks]

OP owes HROT a dozen hot lesbian photos.

 

[ANYCHawk]

How do you know the chicken didn't ask for it? Did you see the way she had her crown combed?

Looks pretty shocked to me

 

[srams21]

I return with a heavy heart boys. I was informed when I got home that the text was sent by her friend Nichole when she became to drunk to spell the word lasagna and handed her the phone.

I explained to her that the posters on HROT were cheering me on and I needed to bring them good news in the morning. She did not give in.

Call her bluff.

 

[mthawkeyes]

So it's back to TBW?

 

[CJ Beat Hard]

OP is a phony and probably never got that text. He probably isn't even married or dating anyone. He should be tarred and feathered

 

[srams21]

That might grow a little differently than expected, but if indeed Nichole with an H is a turbo hottie (and presumably discreet) than it could still work out ok for OP.

This is a very good point.

Nichole with an 'H' is no ordinary Nicole. Don't get me wrong. Nicole's like to party and are fun. Nichole's, however, take it to an entirely different level as we have seen here. OP, do not underestimate what a Nichole can do. After all, there is a little ho in every Nichole.

 

[jellyfish10]

Bad thread is bad and op should feel bad.

 

[NoleATL]

Looks pretty shocked to me

Permanent look from all the plastic surgery... yuk yuk

 

[ChrisVarick]

Worst thread ever?

Bad thread is bad and op should feel bad.

Worst thread ever? I have no shame in this thread. Much entertainment has been delivered.

You two can spend the rest of the day in the "Have you eaten at Cheddars?" thread.

 

[unIowa]

Worst thread ever? I have no shame in this thread. Much entertainment has been delivered.

You two can spend the rest of the day in the "Have you eaten at Cheddars?" thread.

OP...punish her with anal for these shenanigans and report back in the morning. TYIA

 

[jellyfish10]

Worst thread ever? I have no shame in this thread. Much entertainment has been delivered.

You two can spend the rest of the day in the "Have you eaten at Cheddars?" thread.

Oh I'm sorry, you must be new here.

 

[Tunadog]

I've identified the problem. Here's OP and wife...

 

[ping72]

That might grow a little differently than expected, but if indeed Nichole with an H is a turbo hottie (and presumably discreet) than it could still work out ok for OP.

This is a very good point.

Nichole with an 'H' is no ordinary Nicole. Don't get me wrong. Nicole's like to party and are fun. Nichole's, however, take it to an entirely different level as we have seen here. OP, do not underestimate what a Nichole can do. After all, there is a little ho in every Nichole.

You saying she probably puts the hole in Nichole?

 

[Raglefant]

 

[dandh]

Hold it a minute. The wife wrote the first sentence and couldn't spell lasagna. Nichole wrote the second sentence all by herself, so I'm thinking OP has some unexplored territory to investigate.

 

[CJ Beat Hard]

Hold it a minute. The wife wrote the first sentence and couldn't spell lasagna. Nichole wrote the second sentence all by herself, so I'm thinking OP has some unexplored territory to investigate.

 

[JWolf74]

I'm not mad at OP. Just disappointed.

 

[SWIowahawks]

OP, please tell me that you have made reservations for three at a high end Italian restaurant for this Friday night.

 

[CJ Beat Hard]

 

[QChawks]

 

[dgordo]

OP, please tell me that you have made reservations for three at a high end Italian restaurant for this Friday night.

Date night at olive garden!

 

[Kenneth Griffin]

I believe OPs wife is a nurse. Of course she takes it in the ass. All nurses do, especially male nurses.

 

[hawkeyekid]

Ask Stefon Colbert, our culture warrior

 

[Run&Blade]

At my age the story was good enough, I "finished" yesterday.

 

[BrianNole09]

Pics?

 

[Speedway1]

And her friend sent me a text saying my wife was drunk and talking about us have threesome.

Then I received a text from my wife reading :

"I just threw up and then ate lasagna. I want you to f×ck me in the ×ss tomorrow. Seriously. "

Is it a trap?

Sounds like a great family you have. And you wonder why the world is as it is. Congrats!

 

[Raglefant]

Sounds like a great family you have. And you wonder why the world is as it is.

 

[The_Joker13]

Sounds like a great family you have. And you wonder why the world is as it is. Congrats!

Says the guy I can almost guarantee voted for trump.

 

[Speedway1]

Says the guy I can almost guarantee voted for trump.

Sure did.....and I know what team you are on for sure....

 

[The_Joker13]

Sure did.....and I know what team you are on for sure....

The team for common sense?

 

[ChrisVarick]

Sounds like a great family you have. And you wonder why the world is as it is. Congrats!

I'm sure it is not due to families like mine that make $150+ per year, have children that excel in academics and athletics, volunteer in the schools and sports programs. Pretty much upstanding members of the community.

I'd venture to say that if you put your family up against mine you would look like trash.

 

[BrianNole09]

I'm sure it is not due to families like mine that make $150+ per year, have children that excel in academics and athletics, volunteer in the schools and sports programs. Pretty much upstanding members of the community.

I'd venture to say that if you put your family up against mine you would look like trash.

We need pics of your wife to confirm.

 

[joelbc1]

thank God there is nothing too personal to share here at HROT.

 

[HawCory]

I'm sure it is not due to families like mine that make $150+ per year, have children that excel in academics and athletics, volunteer in the schools and sports programs. Pretty much upstanding members of the community.

I'd venture to say that if you put your family up against mine you would look like trash.

 

[CJ Beat Hard]

I'm sure it is not due to families like mine that make $150+ per year, have children that excel in academics and athletics, volunteer in the schools and sports programs. Pretty much upstanding members of the community.

I'd venture to say that if you put your family up against mine you would look like trash.

You only make $150 a year? Did you shovel like 5 driveways this past winter? I could make more than that in one weekend working at Olive garden

 

[ChrisVarick]

You only make $150 a year? Did you shovel like 5 driveways this past winter? I could make more than that in one weekend working at Olive garden

15 driveways. Lows costs but I make it up on volume.

 

[Raglefant]

I'm sure it is not due to families like mine that make $150+ per year, have children that excel in academics and athletics, volunteer in the schools and sports programs. Pretty much upstanding members of the community.

I'd venture to say that if you put your family up against mine you would look like trash.

 

[unIowa]

Sounds like a great family you have. And you wonder why the world is as it is. Congrats!

I'm sure it is not due to families like mine that make $150+ per year, have children that excel in academics and athletics, volunteer in the schools and sports programs. Pretty much upstanding members of the community.

I'd venture to say that if you put your family up against mine you would look like trash.

 

[Hy_dro]

I'm sure it is not due to families like mine that make $150+ per year, have children that excel in academics and athletics, volunteer in the schools and sports programs. Pretty much upstanding members of the community.

I'd venture to say that if you put your family up against mine you would look like trash.

Lol you sound like a real fag

 

[whatsup13579er]

We need pics of your wife to confirm.

and threesome craving Nichole, with an H.