💩 💩💩Iowa vs Ohio St Game Thread💩💩💩

[obfuscating]

You do realize Iowa hasn’t picked up a first down yet, right?

Not even dbl digit yds in 1st qrt...

 

[Muscles1989]

This will be the day Kirk changes qbs. At the shoe and losing, and make sure they fail. Just to show fans “best chance to win”

 

[spiderland]

As many as it takes.

Don’t put up too many. You’ll want to take them down in the second half so you can put them up again later this season…

 

[unoHawkeye]

What the defense is doing right now against an offense like OSU’s is actually special but you would never know from looking at the score

 

[MikeyHawk]

Disagree.

shocking you would think that

 

[MeetTheFerentzes]

So proud of this defense and feel SO BAD for them. Had to defend 3 short fields against the best offense in college football in the 1st quarter alone. If it happens again they should make the offensive players and coaches go out and try to stop OSU ‘s offense.

 

[jonesy5960]

Looks like the offense needs to clean a few things up.

 

[Moral]

Your mom is able too....

Indeed, she is a whore for sure.

 

[NevadaHawk]

ok, in their defense, could you block air? Seems like a really hard thing for anyone to do.

I think you understand what I meant.

 

[Hawk-A-Doodle-Doo]

The defense should sue the offense for physical and emotional distress.

 

[BlackNGoldBleeder]

they seriously thought that last pass was PI?

It could and probably should have been called.

 

[ichawks]

Yeah I am going with Tory on that. Gotta try something.

Correct. If it’d of worked he’d be a genius.

 

[Etalicus]

Pro tip: Find yourselves someone that loves you like Kirk loves Spencer

That's the internet winner of the day

 

[WaterTower]

Not even dbl digit yds in 1st qrt...

Sad

 

[ItsAllBallBearingsNowadays]

First quarter stats

Iowa 12 yards
Ohio State 21 plays
Petras Qb rating -66.7 lol

 

[Franisdaman]

The defense should sue the offense for physical and emotional distress.

shit. now a days, that just might work!

 

[iahawks10]

It's kinda like when I say it's time to vacuum. Doesn't mean I'm actually going to do it.

 

[BioHawk]

I'm starting to think there is some sort of voodoo curse that will be activated if Kirk plays a different QB.

You think other teams practice not hurting the player when sacking the QB to make sure Petras stays in the game?

 

[SDHawkDoc]

That first quarter was about the level of performance expected from Petras and the o-line.

 

[Ignored]

That was a Tori call.

Who's Tori?

 

[TheRealHerky]

The Iowa D is doing amazing work as usual. But they will fold in the second half without some help.

 

[ottumwan in tx]

I don't fault Taylor for trying something aggressive.

he was jogging too slowly to be aggressive

 

[CarterHall]

We need a DTD and a safety.

 

[Franisdaman]

if SP comes in, drink!

 

[Moral]

It could and probably should have been called.

Meh, hand fighting, could have went eirher way. He was cut off from the pass anyway.

 

[mthawkeyes]

Cooper to QB, Evans to LT.

RT, but there has to be several guys on the DL that have better feet than Colby. Just put them out there and tell them to try to slow down a pass rusher. They literal couldn't be worse.

 

[iahawks10]

Who's Tori?

Torbee?

 

[millah_22]

It is amazing you can fit that many assholes into one building. Literally.

asholes aren't that big, like maybe 1"x1". If they weren't connected to people, you could prob fit WAY more.

 

[The Deplorable Sleeping Dog]

How could Labas do worse? Interceptions, check. Fumbles, check. Zero completions. You literally could not be worse.

 

[Hawktagonapus]

Holy crap we caught a pass

 

[EvilMonkeyInTheCloset]

WE GOT A FIRST DOWN! END THE GAME NOW!!!

 

[K OKeefe]

How long can the defense hold up to the mistakes of the offense?

 

[anon_b29nm7v7dwp6r]

Hey we have the passing yards!!

 

[Hawktagonapus]

Holy crap we got a first down

 

[DirtyJohns97]

Something to keep an eye on. All time record for FGs made in a game by one player is 7. Conditions are ripe.

 

[Franisdaman]

Love Kaleb

 

[ItsAllBallBearingsNowadays]

Break out the champagne a 5 yard completion to a wide receiver!

 

[anon_b29nm7v7dwp6r]

Wow a first down!!

 

[Kinnick.At.Night]

Joel Klatt is such an Iowa backer. Gotta appreciate him saying optimistic things about us when we're as terrible as we all.

 

[win4jj]

First down!!!!!!!!!