So if I go to Baskin Robbins and order a Black Mamba........This. Right Here. Has to be the funniest MOST STUPID thing I have ever read/seen in my life. Where do you people come from? And by "you people" I mean is there like a DumDum land somewhere for imbeciles like you? Iowa Doesn't recruit "black" wrestlers? Usually, I'd take this opportunity to list all the "black wrestlers" who have either gone through Iowa successfully, are currently at Iowa, or will be at Iowa. But what would be the point in that? I'll leave it up to you to do that research on your own. But when it leads you to MY son, (and I promise it will lead you to MY son) I would prefer you address his color correctly as "double chocolate, mocha-almond swirl". But when he puts on the Black and Gold, please refer to him as "Black Mamba".
#GOHAWKS
Will I get that double chocolate mocha almond swirly thing???
P.S. Sounds like a Carver Cone is gonna need to update their flavor choices.