******Rutgers vs Iowa Game Thread******

[drh1150]

Alright!

Let's see our 2 minute offense!

 

[HawkBall23]

Ohh I tell ya, we get no respect. The announcer for our game is named Butt.

Announcer's name is Butt.

Iowa's offense is ass.

 

[biggreydogs]

So we take a knee??

 

[QChawks]

ROTC gang not doing very many pushups today

 

[sellarsd]

DeJean felt he had to return that punt with defenders literally surrounding him, because he knows Brian is a DCs wet dream and he's the best chance Iowa has at scoring.

 

[EvilMonkeyInTheCloset]

Throw it to whoever Harris is covering

That is most teams' plan....

Hopefully Jermari figures it out and finally picks one.

 

[desihawk]

Alright!

Let's see our 2 minute offense!

kirk said we have a 2 minute offense installed in his last presser, so no need for sarcasm

 

[RagnarLothbrok]

With only 2 timeouts and an insurmountable 3 point lead, better sit on the ball and head into halftime.

 

[Bank of Hawk]

Maybe just maybe Hill doesn’t throw a pick or get stripped sack here.

 

[DougFHawkeye]

So we take a knee??

Can't believe I'm saying this, but I hope so.

 

[EvilMonkeyInTheCloset]

DeJean felt he had to return that punt with defenders literally surrounding him, because he knows Brian is a DCs wet dream and he's the best chance Iowa has at scoring.

Some idiot fans:

WHY DIDNT HE RETURN IT FOR MORR YARDS!!!??? OUR RETURNERS NEVER GET YARDS ON SPECIAL TEAMS!!! FIRE WHOEVER IS COACHING THEM!!!

 

[Bierhalter]

Minny imploding, such a shame

 

[TnT_Hawks]

Plain black hoodie for the younger Ferentz.
Way to stick it to the man, tough guy.

 

[Bank of Hawk]

Yes Brian is wearing a plain black hoodie

 

[WestCoastHawkI]

With only 2 timeouts and an insurmountable 3 point lead, better sit on the ball and head into halftime.

I would expect nothing less

 

[AEG82]

Is Brian literally trying to be this bad? I’m starting to believe he is. That’s the only thing that makes sense.

This is the best he can do. He literally told us that.

This is the best he can do...

The best...

 

[desihawk]

Maybe just maybe Hill doesn’t throw a pick or get stripped sack here.

hill's drop backs have all the suspense of a horror movie

 

[HawkBall23]

The basketball offense scores more in one half than the football version will all season.

 

[Moral]

Hill has been sandbagging all season.

 

[AEG82]

What is going on here!?!?!?!?

We're not terrible today!

 

[LarryMullenJr.]

Gotta give him credit: nice throw

 

[millah_22]

deacon quietly balling out going 9/13, 85.

 

[biggreydogs]

Wtf are we doing!!!

 

[desihawk]

dan marino

 

[hawkirugged17]

2 good throws in a row for Deacon!

 

[ChrisVarick]

80 yards passing and he is "spinning the rock"?

 

[millah_22]

dan marino

Deac Marino

 

[DougFHawkeye]

What is going on here!?!?!?!?

We're not terrible today!

sorcery

 

[BubsFinn]

2nd and 10 with 27 seconds to play. Run the ball and take it to halftime.

 

[MWardT]

Throw a screen here with two timeouts

 

[BioHawk]

4 pass completions! What the hell is going on?

 

[ButtersHawk]

We did we huddle while the clock was running? Kirk still cant figure out the clock?

 

[millah_22]

80 yards passing and he is "spinning the rock"?

spinning the rock ..... more than usual

 

[IAFB2021Champs]

2 good throws in a row for Deacon!

And then two terrible throws in a row.

 

[biggreydogs]

Remember when we could do a seem route down the middle to a TE?

 

[Bank of Hawk]

The best compliment I can think of for Hill is he is inconsistent.

 

[2D_]

"Jeanius" play calling by Brian

 

[Typical Situation]

Woody Hayes used to say, "With a forward pass only 3 things can happen and 2 of them are bad." With Hill at QB only 2 things can happen and both of them are bad.

 

[BubsFinn]

Timeout, Kirk.

 

[millah_22]

Ostrenga gonna be running routes in a wheelchair by the 4th quarter